Original and Obvious Warnings

1. (On PayDay candy bar wrapper) May contain nuts.

2. (For mascara) Do not stick wand in your eye.

3. (On air freshener) This can will combust(explode).

4. (For stroller) Remove child before folding.

5. (For v-slicer) This item is very sharp.

Someone Who Looks Bored

Someone who is bored generally is sitting down with their hand under their chin. They look around to try and find something to do instead of sitting down the whole time. Their eyelids are droopy, almost as if they will fall asleep.

5 Reasons Why The Chicken Could Have Crossed The Road

1. To get to his favorite restuarant.
2. To get to the other side.
3. To save a dog from getting hit by a car.
4. To get to work on time.
And...
5. To help an old lady get to the other side.

Best Reasons For Doing Nothing

1. I don't feel well.

2. I don't feel like it.

3. There is nothing that needs to be done.

And so many more. Hopefully, you can still think of something good to say when your parents ask you to do something. If not, then you probably should do what they ask so they won't become mad at you.

Ways To Say "No" Without Using The Word "No"

1. Never in a million years
2. Can't
3. Nein (German for "No")
4. Won't
5. Couldn't
6. Wouldn't
7. Not right now
8. Shouldn't
9. Don't
10. Evidently not
And so many more.

What Is Silly?

There are many different examples of "silly." But, this example is one that has been in my family since my Papaw began to do it.

My family has this strong fear of growing old. Sure, some other people outside my family has this fear, but this fear started in my Papaw. He was so afraid of growing old, he would dye his hair black to hide grey hairs. He tried it on my Mimi one time, but that backfired. Not only did my Papaw do it, but my great-uncle Malc would do it.

Now, my mother has this fear. If she thinks that she has too many grey hairs, she will either have highlights put in or die it back to her original hair color(black). She also uses face cleaner that we call her "Think Young" makeup. Everytime she runs out, she goes right out to the store and buys more.

But, whether or not I will have this same fear when I am that age, I'm not exactly sure. I do know one thing, I think this is pretty weird!!